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Som vi alla vet lyckas killarna i McFLY alltid slänga ur sig roliga saker i tid och otid, nu skulle det här inlägget bli lite långt om jag skulle dela med mig av allt, men lite grann ska väl allt få plats!
Off the UCAP Tour:
Dougie: I fu.cked up the acoustic bit.
Tom: And now you swore on stage.
Dougie: S.hit.
Tom: Bad Dougie. Bad Dougie!
Danny: Naughty Dougie!
Tom: Spank him! Who wants to spank Dougie?
::Danny goes to spank him and Dougie ducks away::
Dougie: Last time Danny spanked me, I lost my virginity.
Tom: WHAT. Why do you say things like that?!
Danny: You lost your bum virginity.
Tom: Don't say... you can't say things like that!
Dougie: What, virginity?
Tom: No, you can say virginity...
Dougie: The VIRGIN Mary, VIRGIN Megastores...
Danny: And Virgin Airlines...
Question: How old is Dougie's sister?
a) 23 years old
b) 14 years old
c) He hasn't got a sister.
Danny: He hasn't got one.
Dougie: Yes I have! You've met her! She's 14!
Danny: Oh yeah ... Oh poo. Now I remember.
Would you rather be intelligent or good looking?
Danny: neither I'm happy the way I am.
Tom: So your happy that your ugly and stupid.
Danny: Dougie doesn't talk to fit girls, he's too shy!
Dougie [in retaliation]: Well at least my hair doesn't go frizzy when I wash it. (On Justin Lee Collins show)
Justin: Would Dougie be there?
Danny: If he wants.
Justin: Dougie, would you be there?
Dougie: mhyeaaah (sounding like a girl)
*Harry laughing hysterically*
Harry: That's the first thing you say!! *trying to make the same sound as Dougie*
Dougie: I feel so awkward.
Justin: Doug I gotta say I was waiting for you to fucking say someting, I just didn't expect it to come out like that!
Danny: She's amazing! I so would!
Harry: You so would what?
Danny: Er, get her number...
Mcfly playing Pinball wizard
Danny: Ya can't clap or ya putting me out of time
Tom: Danny is the only person in history who tells his audience to shut up.
(Danny plays it again at the right way)
Dougie at the end of the song: Thank you for not clapping!
Danny sining 'Crazy' of Gnarlz Barkley
Danny: Does that make me craaazyyyy '
Harry: Yeah we know' ..
Dougie: You just were not funny Danny
(On Justin Lee Collins show)
Justin: Would Dougie be there?
Danny: If he wants.
Justin: Dougie, would you be there?
Dougie: mhyeaah *sounding like a girl*
*Harry laughing hysterically*
Harry: That's the first thing you say!! *trying to do the same sound as Dougie*
Dougie: I feel so awkward.
Justin: Doug, I gotta say I was waiting for you to fucking say something, I just didn't expect it to come out like that!
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Men vem säger egentligen roligast saker i McFLY?
Är det Dannys helt störda, ologiska påståenden, Dougies oväntade rappa repliker och porriga svar, Harrys blygsamma försök till ett skämt eller Toms småelaka kommentarer som oftast riktar sig till Dannys nackdel?
Jag tror nästan att jag personligen har en tie mellan Dan och Doug, jag kan verkligen inte välja!
Vem tycker ni har mest talang inom skämtområdet? Och framför allt, varför?
Even more quotes
[Har skapat flera kategorier så det blir lättare att hitta, alla citat ligger under Quotes så finns kategorierna till höger, alltid bra att ha en tråkig dag!]
Tom: "You just hit her on her head with your water bottle. She was texting on her phone or something and you just hit on her head."
Danny: "I'm sorry, I aimed for you."
Harry: "Who here thinks Dougie is the sexiest man on the world?"
Dougie: "Someone's wiped their bum on my towel."
Tom: "I've got a flake!"
Dougie: "What?"
Tom: "I've got a flake here."
Dougie: "Oh, I thought you meant I had flakes in my hair."
Dougie, please can you tell us what it feels like to have sex with Danny? Danny, the same for you, only with Dougie.
Dougie: It is good, he's just not very intimate. He's very rough. He just boshes it out.
dougie: i thought i was like stupid... but then i met danny
interviewer: danny, if you were a girl, which mcfly boy would you date?
danny: tom, 'cause i'd have his house
danny *to tom* : i'd marry you and then get rid of you
interviewer: would you date him for his money?
danny: well obviously not for his looks !
harry *to danny*: at this rate, mate, you're not exactly gonna get him, are you?
tom: nope you've ruined your chances!
interviewer: who's the most romantic?
tom: deffo not danny, dougie has his moments
he's romantic boardering on a bit of a psycho
Danny: what have you done this morning?
Dougie : i held a dog
Danny:What was it called?
Dougie: Dougie....because it's mine....
dougie: thanks to the girl in wolvohampton with the massive boobs -music control i think!
Dan from the feeling: Well ask danny. were you there danny?
Danny looks blank
Simon: Danny's surname is 'from mcfly.'
harry: we've got a cleaner. she's a bit weird. Lovely, but she talks to herself!
Danny: without holding a parent....*acts it out* so funny...! '
(Den här är bara kul om man sett videon, 100 amazingly brilliant number ones @ youtube)
(talking about "fixed" pictures)
Tom: Have you seen the one of me bumming Dougie? No, Dougie bumming me.
Interviewer: No, what's the link to that?
Tom: I don't know, I just found it-
Dougie: We just tried it out.
Tom: -On google. Someones taken, when we played G-
(highpithced scream from Tom when Harry throws something at him.)
Tom: When we played G-A-Y, and got naked, someones taken Dougie and reeally cleverly put us together, and it looks really real.
Dougie: It's for real.
Tom: I was looking on the internet, and I was like "WOAH! When did we do that?"
Dougie: You don't remember?
Tom: Did I forget something?
Dougie: You were reeally drunk.
Tom: Was I?
Dougie: Yeah.
Tom: (mumbles) Hmm, yeah, ok..
Dougie: And I was really horny.
simon: you've obviously become more mature in the last few years.. musically and ehh... physically
danny: yeah, i've got hairy nipples now!
simon: that's exciting.. Dougie, we were talking earlier about your.. eh.. hairy bottom?
dougie: yeah, i've got a mohawk coming out my crack *HAHAHAHAHA*
danny: she's real big down under
dougie: jennifer lopez!
danny: no, i mean like... big in australia
Fearne: What the stupidest rumour you've heard about yourself?
Dougie: Errr... That I eat dead people's... *giggles* That I eat dead skin
Tom: Eww, you're gross. You're sick!
Harry: have you ever had a one on one moment with you dog, and started to think 'come on you can talk, i know you can"
Simon: Harry, do you know how much your mum weighs?
Harry: *Laughing awkwardly* No, i dont, i dont want to.
Simon: go on have a guess
Harry: Why? have you got it written on the card?
Dougie: it's over 16's tonight isnt it? that means we can say f99k and w2nk and sh!t and c8m
Tom: probably best we dont
Dougie: we're all really horny, who here is really horny? (screams erupt) Sweet, we might fccuk you later...
Tom: this is harry's moment in the set to say some stuff
Harry: HI MUM...
Dougie: (with a full mouth of scallop that was just cooked) it's....hot....
Interviewer: So how is the new hair style being accepted by the fans Harry?
Harry: Not great actually...
Interviewer: My niece Amy doesn't like it
Harry: Oh well, thanks Amy
danny: let's have a DNA test
(everybody looks weird at him)
danny: i mean a lie detector test!
Funny stuff.
Lite roliga saker från olika tillfällen.
Off the UCAP Tour:
Dougie: I fu.cked up the acoustic bit.
Tom: And now you swore on stage.
Dougie: S.hit.
Tom: Bad Dougie. Bad Dougie!
Danny: Naughty Dougie!
Tom: Spank him! Who wants to spank Dougie?
::Danny goes to spank him and Dougie ducks away::
Dougie: Last time Danny spanked me, I lost my virginity.
Tom: WHAT. Why do you say things like that?!
Danny: You lost your bum virginity.
Tom: Don't say... you can't say things like that!
Dougie: What, virginity?
Tom: No, you can say virginity...
Dougie: The VIRGIN Mary, VIRGIN Megastores...
Danny: And Virgin Airlines...
- Danny
Tom: when i was little, i fancied the little mermaid.
Doug: what??
Tom: what, i thought she was fit!"Mate can I put me ipod in your bag?"
-Tom doing a Danny impression
"So, what were your highlights of being in a band?
Oh,well when uh i got taken into a FCUKING
HAUNTED HOUSE!"
- Harry
Tom- We're going to wales next!
Dougie- Where the men are men and the sheep are sheep!
Tom- Yes Dougie.
"Why did you write this weird song?! Now we have to dress up as weirdos"
- Harry [to Dougie on the Transylvania shoot]
danny: what a gurge of opitunities
harry: yu waht?
danny: gurge? ok ok a surge of opitunities
harry: is gurge even a word? i'm gonna look ina dictionary
Harry: "I've been trying to read that banner all night... 'HJ <3 DP don't deny'... which I think means Harry Judd loves Dougie Poynter don't deny, well yes I do love Dougie but he doesn't feel the same" (or something)
Dougie: "We're not denying it, we're just prolonging it"
Harry: "Oh so it is inevitable, I believe?"
Then some time later Harry gets down on one knee and proposes to Dougie (who says yes and they hug), then Dougie says into the mic "Sweet, I'm getting married!"
danny: i wish he(tom) never wrote that song because i've never had onstage, ive never had so much brocoli thrown at me when we play that song
harry: why, why would you think we would want brocoli
danny: its the smelliest thing!
tom: it's not funny to throw brocoli at us
harry: dont give us anymore brocoli
tom: it smells and it hurts when it hits you.
danny: forget the joke
tom:on our next album there will be no song named after food, vegtable...
danny: maybe a carrot
tom: no carrots
dougie: pies? that would be quite good
tom: pies?
harry: you can give us pies
tom: but they'll throw them at us on stage
dougie: the ones that dont brake we can eat
tom*gives camera bad look*: okay, pies
harry: he's starting to like the idea
Quotes.
Danny:
"Question: How many nights a week do you sleep alone? Answer "I'm not saying - my mum'll read this!"
"Gentle kisses are so much better than fast, messy ones."
"(Harry says he spent hours filing his nails) No way! That's awful! I just bite mine!"
"I had a girlfriend back home but it's hard when you're on road and meeting so many other girls so i finished it. Now i just watch porn instead!"
"I've never received a proper love bite and I don't want to either - I think they're disgusting! A girl gave me a tiny one on my belly once for a joke. I hated it!"
Dougie:
"If I had to chat up a girl I'd take an ice cube, smash it on the floor and say "That broke the ice!"
"If I was Rachel Sevens I's stare at myself naked all day"
"The other day, I played piano naked"
"The most romantic thing you could do is make-out under the stars."
"My first time? Bit doggy, but it was like the first time you do anything...and I sill suck at it!"
"I shared a bed with Danny a while ago. I wanted to help someone warm and strong""
"I spoke to my psicho lizard"
Harry:
"I'm quite attracted to girls I don't think like me, which does make it though"
"It's flattering when fans say they fancy you but it's more of a boost to hear they like your music."
"Mine was a girl called Jess. I was really, really happy when we started going out, and we wrote and called each other loads. Then i went to a party and she was really off with me. I later found out she's pulled my best mate behind my back. We slipt up, then goit together again - only for her to get off with my other best friend! She destroyed my trust on girls"
"I sang a Seal song to Dougie. *Can i get a kiss on the cheek before bed?* But he wouldn't kiss me. He gave me the finger and told me to f*** off."
"I cheat at computer games"
Tom:
"Im not qorried about kiss and tells because I can spot the sort of girls who do it. They're the ones Danny likes!"
"Everyone thinks Dougie's so sweet, he's got them fooled."
"I'm a romantic but I'm not cheesy like Danny. He has the worst chat-up lines like "You've got nice legs. What time do they open?!""
"Shy girls don't really do it for me"
"When I was younger our house was haunted"
"I make a pig out of myself all the time."
