Funny stuff.

Lite roliga saker från olika tillfällen.

Off the UCAP Tour:

Dougie: I fu.cked up the acoustic bit.

Tom: And now you swore on stage.

Dougie: S.hit.

Tom: Bad Dougie. Bad Dougie!

Danny: Naughty Dougie!

Tom: Spank him! Who wants to spank Dougie?

::Danny goes to spank him and Dougie ducks away::

Dougie: Last time Danny spanked me, I lost my virginity.

Tom: WHAT. Why do you say things like that?!

Danny: You lost your bum virginity.

Tom: Don't say... you can't say things like that!

Dougie: What, virginity?

Tom: No, you can say virginity...

Dougie: The VIRGIN Mary, VIRGIN Megastores...

Danny: And Virgin Airlines...

"Tom got wasted the other night and he punched me, so I punched him. Then we hugged."
- Danny


Tom: when i was little, i fancied the little mermaid.

Doug: what??

Tom: what, i thought she was fit! 


"Mate can I put me ipod in your bag?"
-Tom doing a Danny impression

"So, what were your highlights of being in a band?
Oh,well when uh i got taken into a FCUKING
HAUNTED HOUSE!"
- Harry

Tom- We're going to wales next!

Dougie- Where the men are men and the sheep are sheep!

Tom- Yes Dougie.

"Why did you write this weird song?! Now we have to dress up as weirdos"
- Harry [to Dougie on the Transylvania shoot]

danny: what a gurge of opitunities
harry: yu waht?
danny: gurge? ok ok a surge of opitunities
harry: is gurge even a word? i'm gonna look ina dictionary

Harry: "I've been trying to read that banner all night... 'HJ <3 DP don't deny'... which I think means Harry Judd loves Dougie Poynter don't deny, well yes I do love Dougie but he doesn't feel the same" (or something)
Dougie: "We're not denying it, we're just prolonging it"
Harry: "Oh so it is inevitable, I believe?"
Then some time later Harry gets down on one knee and proposes to Dougie (who says yes and they hug), then Dougie says into the mic "Sweet, I'm getting married!"

danny: i wish he(tom)  never wrote that song because i've never had onstage, ive never had so much brocoli thrown at me when we play that song
harry: why, why would you think we would want brocoli
danny: its the smelliest thing!
tom: it's not funny to throw brocoli at us
harry: dont give us anymore brocoli
tom: it smells and it hurts when it hits you.
danny: forget the joke
tom:on our next album there will be no song named after food, vegtable...
danny: maybe a carrot
tom: no carrots
dougie: pies? that would be quite good
tom: pies?
harry: you can give us pies
tom: but they'll throw them at us on stage
dougie: the ones that dont brake we can eat
tom*gives camera bad look*: okay, pies
harry: he's starting to like the idea




Kommentarer
Postat av: jennifer

jätteroliga citat! Fick alldeles ont i magen för att jag skratta så mkt :P släng upp fler, det förgyllde verkligen min dag :D

2009-02-01 @ 13:18:15
URL: http://missjennifers.blogg.se/
Postat av: linnea

haha så roliga! ja, lägg ut flera sånna här det är så kul att läsa haha xD

2009-02-01 @ 18:30:22
URL: http://dendaralinnea.devote.se

Kommentera inlägget här:

Namn:
Kom ihåg mig?

E-postadress: (publiceras ej)

URL/Bloggadress:

Kommentar:

Trackback
RSS 2.0