McFLY

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Tom: "You just hit her on her head with your water bottle. She was texting on her phone or something and you just hit on her head."
Danny: "I'm sorry, I aimed for you."

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Harry: "Who here thinks Dougie is the sexiest man on the world?"

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Dougie: "Someone's wiped their bum on my towel."

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Tom: "I've got a flake!"
Dougie: "What?"
Tom: "I've got a flake here."
Dougie: "Oh, I thought you meant I had flakes in my hair."

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Dougie, please can you tell us what it feels like to have sex with Danny? Danny, the same for you, only with Dougie.
Dougie: It is good, he's just not very intimate. He's very rough. He just boshes it out.

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dougie: i thought i was like stupid... but then i met danny

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interviewer: danny, if you were a girl, which mcfly boy would you date?

danny: tom, 'cause i'd have his house

danny *to tom* : i'd marry you and then get rid of you

interviewer: would you date him for his money?

danny: well obviously not for his looks !

harry *to danny*: at this rate, mate, you're not exactly gonna get him, are you?

tom: nope you've ruined your chances!

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interviewer: who's the most romantic?

tom: deffo not danny, dougie has his moments

he's romantic boardering on a bit of a psycho

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Danny: what have you done this morning?
Dougie : i held a dog
Danny:What was it called?
Dougie: Dougie....because it's mine....

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dougie: thanks to the girl in wolvohampton with the massive boobs -music control i think!

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Dan from the feeling: Well ask danny. were you there danny?
Danny looks blank
Simon: Danny's surname is 'from mcfly.' 

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harry: we've got a cleaner. she's a bit weird. Lovely, but she talks to herself!

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Danny: without holding a parent....*acts it out* so funny...! '
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(talking about "fixed" pictures)
Tom: Have you seen the one of me bumming Dougie? No, Dougie bumming me.
Interviewer: No, what's the link to that?
Tom: I don't know, I just found it-
Dougie: We just tried it out.
Tom: -On google. Someones taken, when we played G-
(highpithced scream from Tom when Harry throws something at him.)
Tom: When we played G-A-Y, and got naked, someones taken Dougie and reeally cleverly put us together, and it looks really real.
Dougie: It's for real.
Tom: I was looking on the internet, and I was like "WOAH! When did we do that?"
Dougie: You don't remember?
Tom: Did I forget something?
Dougie: You were reeally drunk.
Tom: Was I?
Dougie: Yeah.
Tom: (mumbles) Hmm, yeah, ok..
Dougie: And I was really horny.

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simon: you've obviously become more mature in the last few years.. musically and ehh... physically

danny: yeah, i've got hairy nipples now!

simon: that's exciting.. Dougie, we were talking earlier about your.. eh.. hairy bottom?

dougie: yeah, i've got a mohawk coming out my crack           *HAHAHAHAHA*

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danny: she's real big down under

dougie: jennifer lopez!
danny: no, i mean like... big in australia

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Fearne:  What the stupidest rumour you've heard about yourself?
Dougie:  Errr...  That I eat dead people's...  *giggles*  That I eat dead skin
Tom:  Eww, you're gross.  You're sick!

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Harry: have you ever had a one on one moment with you dog, and started to think 'come on you can talk, i know you can"

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Simon: Harry, do you know how much your mum weighs?
Harry: *Laughing awkwardly* No, i dont, i dont want to.
Simon: go on have a guess
Harry: Why? have you got it written on the card?

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Dougie: it's over 16's tonight isnt it? that means we can say f99k and w2nk and sh!t and c8m
Tom: probably best we dont
Dougie: we're all really horny, who here is really horny? (screams erupt) Sweet, we might fccuk you later...

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Tom: this is harry's moment in the set to say some stuff
Harry: HI MUM...

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Dougie:  (with a full mouth of scallop that was just cooked)  it's....hot....

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Interviewer:  So how is the new hair style being accepted by the fans Harry?

Harry:  Not great actually...

Interviewer:  My niece Amy doesn't like it

Harry:  Oh well, thanks Amy

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danny: let's have a DNA test
(everybody looks weird at him)
danny: i mean a lie detector test!

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